Our go-to purchase was seasoned curly fries. We'd get an order and share it. Extra salt. Yummm. We never bought seasoned curly fries in real life. Only on road trips.
And, plain fries were medicine. They were the thing to eat when one's stomach was revolting.
So, last Thursday we were on our way home from Sacramento, and something I'd eaten had left my stomach in that delicate, needing plain fries state.
We got to our final gas and Starbucks stop at West Laval Road, and Spouse suggested I get some fries.
I'd heard that fast-food fries are often cooked in grease shared with gluteny items, and some fries are coated in a "modified starch" -- i.e., gluten. So, if I got some, he couldn't have any. I hate eating things in front of him that he can't have. It just seems mean.
He assured me that, since plain fries are medicine, he'd have no temptation.
So, across the parking lot I went to the fast food purveyor to buy one order of plain fries. Got back in the car, opened the bag, and grabbed a small hand full.
My stomach was looking forward to the soothing combination of crispy moist potato and salt.
I lifted the fries to my mouth, opened my lips, and inserted the long, tender strands of starchy, salty, greasy goodness.
Brought my teeth down on them, crushing their crisp outsides, and unleashing their potato-ey insides.
I began chewing, anticipating the soothing, gentle flavor of....
The (bleep) things tasted like... chemicals!!
Where was the starchy salty stomach-soothing goodness I'd remembered?
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results. And, there's nothing like an upset stomach on a road trip to make one slightly insane. So, I took two more bites.
And then came to my senses. Rolled the top of the bag closed, set it on the floor board, and tossed it when we got home.
The good news is, the chemicals didn't make my stomach worse.
The other good news is, this particulare fast food purveyor posts its ingredients online. Just in case you were wondering, some of the ingredients in their fries include:
- natural beef flavor (including hydrolized wheat and hydrolyzed milk)
- sodium acid pyrophosphate
- citric acid
- hydrogenated soybean oil with THBQ
But, what's a THBQ? And, do I really want to know?
Actually, this fast food purveyor gets points for posting their ingredients online. And, they do have some food items that just include food. Too bad that fries aren't among their food-only foods.